EXAM AND CRICKET SMS

Exam SMS

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….

Cricket SMS 

Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko
Ye Keh Kr Chup Kra Diya “FARAZ”

Keh “Chal Chal” Hum Ne Yeh Pehla Match
Sania Ki Wajah Se Gift Kr Diya.

T20 2010 world cup final result

Australia Vs England

Australia won the toss & decided to bat 1st

Aus (195/5 in 20 Overs)
Eng (181/10 in 19.2 Overs)

Australia Won

Mubarak ho Peshawar mai match nazar aa gaya. :)

Pakistan Team ke paas ab bhi chance hai
Agar koi Austrlia ko sucide attack kar de to
Pakitani Team
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run rate ki waja se final mai pauch jaye gi

‘I’m very nervous about my first game
for this team.’ says a young cricketer.

‘Why?’

‘Well, they might all be great players.’

‘Don’t worry. If they were any good,
they wouldn’t be playing with you!’

The two cricketers wives were talking.

‘What does your husband do?’ ‘He’s a cricketer.’

‘So’s mine. Who does your play for?’

‘Well, I think it’s the United Nations.
He says he’s always bowling Chinamen.’